Mario had to climb the 100-meter tower to stop DK and get the girl, all while DK was throwing barrels of unknown substance at him. He, learning from his father, a 22-foot gorilla, then decided to climb atop a building, only this time, it was not even finished. DK became furious, getting bent on destroying all money and raping every female he comes in contact with, finally landing on Pauline (literally). Mario also didn't have any bananas, instead deciding to spend his money on more mushrooms, Oreo white stuff, and special needs schooling fo Jeffy at Y U Dumb Elementary. The problem was that Mario earned money, the exact opposite of the banana, and the worldwide currency is NOT the banana (yet).
Pauline suggested that Mario should become a carpenter (they were getting' broke, after all, because to Mario's first job, cooking, landed him in prison after customers had Hallucinations due to the special " Mushrooms" he put in their food).ĭonkey Kong would only let a real home for him be, uh, carpented by Mario if he got paid, with bananas of course. This made him shit his pants, because he thought it was King Kong, right there, in the living fur, standing there, in a cage. Pauline, being the blind cheeng chaung CCP supporter that she is, thought that it was a donkey while Mario, being one of those damn Italians who's a fan of King Kong, thought it was King Kong in the flesh. One day, when Mario "Jumpman" Mario and his girlfriend Pauline were walking along, visiting the zoo, they saw a monkey.
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